Underwear Security
Looking for a gift for the man who has everything but is concerned about the dangers of losing it to cell phone radiation? How about underwear that repels the radiation from cell phones with silver threads that keep the wearer’s secrets safe from technological harm?
In the area of women’s undergarments, there have been some simply awful and some equally brilliant ideas. The whalebone corset, a torture device if ever I saw one, is an example of a terrible idea. Pantyhose, on the other hand, freed a whole new generation of women to experience life to the full without worrying about garter belt slippage.

Now, a company called Isa Bodywear is marketing a new idea for the man who wants to protect his assets and still enjoy the convenience of a cell phone. The manufacturer claims that calls made from inside the underwear’s material won’t connect; that is how good they are at stopping cell phone signals.
Why anyone would make a call from their underwear, I don’t know. I suppose it would only be to leave a brief message.



